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C F Well we went out on a double date G7 Me and Edith you and Kate C F Before we got past their front gate G7 There you were making eyes at Edith While you were making time with Kate A7 D7 You can't have your Kate and Edith too G7 C You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo F Then we went to a drive in a show G7 You were kissing on Kate she wouldn't let you go C F I looked at Edith started feeling bold . You can't have your Kate and Edith too." report. The Crystal Methodist Church of Effing SCFacebook page has repeatedly shared alterations of the same image of a sign with different messages. If you think about it, who would not want their cake if they couldn't eat it? You cant have your Kate and Edith, too, Only a fool can be happy to show off a pass for things he used to do without a pass, Wikipedia: You cant have your cake and eat it. Leaving work that day Dave ran into Bealy in the hallway. While this single image may pass muster, the digital trickery becomes more obvious when you realize that this Facebook page has created dozens of different versions of the same sign: When we viewed these church signs together, we noticed two very curious things. But did Joseph rationalize? Damn, everything but the punchline came straight from me. John: But I love Kate and could never leave her John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity! There was a job opening at the company. It produced their hit singles "Ruthless" and "You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too" which both peaked at #10 on the Billboard's Hot Country Songs chart. Earn the money and bring it home thats all you care about. He felt like his family did not understand him. South Carolina Conference of the United Methodist Church, accessed June 25. I have to follow my heart. You can't have your Kate and Edith too. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Sometimes there are two options that you want, but you cant have both because they conflict with each other, so you can only choose one of them. A photograph shows a church sign outside of Crystal Methodist in Effing, South Carolina, that reads "Adultery is a sin. Beal hit a pull-up jumperwith 35.3 seconds left that gave the short-handed Wizards a 117-113 lead after they trailed nearly the entire second half. whose Edith glasses are too big for her face. Kate is our main chick, the stable and reliable spouse, who's our babies mama, who we go to church with and grow old with. If you want your congregation to permit God to control their lives you might want to preach a sermon called Is God Your Steering Wheel or Your Spare Tire? as one preacher did. ", Writing and Stuff by Chris Hall - Storyteller and Accidental Blogger, Aooga, Aooga - here there be prompts, so dive right in. Im a different man today than I was when I married Marjorie. "Effing" doesn't appear on the map, either. I love this line! One preacher took that narrative as his text and entitled his sermon When Lefty Stuck it to Fatty., Proverbs 27:15 declares, A continual dripping on a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. One preacher took that verse for his text and entitled his sermon Chinese Water Torture.. Does hit really close to home though Yup but I'm married to Kate and I'm doing Edith on the side, "You can't have your Kate and Edith too" sounds like "You can't have your cake and eat it too". Dave thought, The seventh commandment, which one is that? Thats the one about adultery. Finally, he vanishes in a cloud of laughter! All rights reserved. She was new in town and lonely. This fictional town serves as the backdrop for humorous posts from "The Crystal Methodist Church of Effing SC" Facebook page, as well as its apparent sister Facebook page, "Effing SC.". heavenly scent, demonized flames, Together, will they be to me SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) Miles Kelly and Lance Terry each made a season-best seven 3-pointers and combined for 54 points as Georgia Tech rolled in a 96-76 victory over Syracuse on Tuesday night. You can't have your Kate and Edith, too (2 min 23 s) You comb her hair: Selected Co-authors Countries and Regions of . One pastor took John 4 as his passage and talked about the adulterous woman at the well in Sychar of Samaria and entitled his message "The Bad Samaritan." Another sermon on adultery was called "You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too." God has called us "the sheep of His pasture."